First Things First

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via girl-wonderful)

spacephantom:

taboop:

iridessence:

the devil flew out of her mouth for trying to be racist

send an ambulance I’m dying

WHATS HAPPENING

(Source: maplesuhtori, via strangelyyybeautiful)

riannafinch:

beben-eleben:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes. People change. 

Nah son, this shows chlorophyll being replaced by anthocyanins through hydrolases

riannafinch:

beben-eleben:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes. People change. 

Nah son, this shows chlorophyll being replaced by anthocyanins through hydrolases

(Source: natgeo-gifs, via jambag)

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

(via thelayster)

Blue Ivy doing the ***Flawless Dance @ The VMAS 2014.

(Source: life-of-beyonce, via erincognito)

christel-thoughts:

Blue during “Flawless”

that’s it. i’m done. i’m such of fan of this child.

LOOK AT HER EMULATING HER MOMMY

(via thelayster)

classy-texan:

forever-prospit-dreamers:

martian—freeman:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

Good, these things were shit.


you know you were having a good day when the teacher let you finish your math problem on the overhead 

classy-texan:

forever-prospit-dreamers:

martian—freeman:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

Good, these things were shit.

you know you were having a good day when the teacher let you finish your math problem on the overhead 

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via strangelyyybeautiful)

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

(via cold-mess)